Friday, 5 December 2014

Internet porn censorship

Some grubby details on the new clampdown -

"Peeing and squirting are acceptable if not performed onto another person....penetration with all five digits beyond last knuckle is not acceptable...enemas are acceptable if once they are squirted out they don't hit anyone...any form of consumption of (male) ejaculate is acceptable......vomiting may be acceptable....school uniforms are acceptable presuming that there [is no] pretending to be under eighteen....sexual activities performed at gunpoint are unacceptable...full bondage in conjunction with a gag is unacceptable....facesitting employed as a breathing restriction [is] unacceptable......a clip of a mobile phone vanishing up an anus would not be acceptable.....the use of power tools is unacceptable....humiliation [and] physical or verbal abuse, even if consensual, is unlikely to be acceptable".


That last bit is really over the top. Still, I do look forward to feminazis such as Jo Brand and Harriet Harman being banned from pornograically degrading men in future. Of course, this is pure wishful thinking on my part.

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