Sunday, 6 July 2014

Stupid sanctimonious dwarf speaks out

The number of victim groups continues to grow - people with ginger hair, Mancunians who dress up as goths, you name it. Here the squeaker adds his tiny voice to the tumult calling for special protection from the rest of us -

"John Bercow has suggested making fun of someone because of their height should be as socially unacceptable as homophobia or racism. The Commons speaker, who has previously been referred to as a 'stupid sanctimonious dwarf' during a debate in the House, said his height did not bother him. But Mr Bercow, who is 5ft 6ins tall (1.7m), said it was unacceptable that people were criticised on the basis of how tall they are, and this could be taken as offensive. 'Whereas nobody these days would regard it as acceptable to criticise someone on grounds of race or creed or disability or sexual orientation, somehow it seems to be acceptable to comment on someone's height, or lack of it' he said."

If Lord Leveson and his EU bosses get their way the only group you'll be able to have a go at in future will be straight white blokes, native to the country they are living in, who don't believe in global warming. Like you are now.

5 comments:

  1. Napoleon, I believe, was 5'6".

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    1. So they share an inferiority complex, which leads to control freakery....

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    2. "Napoleon, I believe, was 5'6""
      So was Churchill.

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  2. Bercow is a morong, his wife alone is evidence of this, he could be 12' 6" and he would still be a muppet. I want a support group to ensure fat 49 year old grandmothers are not bullied by their overbearing slim political bully mothers but I am not going to get one.If we carry on like this no one will ever be able to tell a joke again as someone will be on their high horse creating merry hell. This country had descended into utter madness and I for one want to get off now please.

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    1. You could slag off your Mum for being anorexic - the only trouble is that she could then slag you off back for being overweight. However as a Victim Of Society you could then sue fattening food manufacturers for making you vulnerable to attacks of this nature.

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